she kept yelling 'call me bella'
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
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You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
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Hold me and let me compliment your butt
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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