Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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