Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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