you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
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sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
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Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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