i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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