I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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