Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
