i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
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started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
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I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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