it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
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You're like the curious george of whores
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
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Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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