I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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