just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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