You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
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you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
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What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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