I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
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Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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