you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
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She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
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HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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