If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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