Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
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That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
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Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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