I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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