fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
