He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Let's paint friendship bongs
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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