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I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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