I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
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Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
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Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...