She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags