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let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
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she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
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whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.