what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
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Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
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The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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