I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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