16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
two words: eviction party
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Randomize
