How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Panties = found
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
