I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
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I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
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HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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