There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
