me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
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Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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