I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Randomize
