So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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