I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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