If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
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The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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