remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
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This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
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He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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