I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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