"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
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If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
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Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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