Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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