carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
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ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
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