i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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