At least make sure they are 18
Why
Its about making memories worth repressing
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Randomize
