So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Randomize
