i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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