I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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