wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
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Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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