omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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