im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
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God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
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do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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