DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
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he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
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I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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