I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
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I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
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To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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