I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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