i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
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WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
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I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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