did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
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I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
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Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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