I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I understand Curling. That high.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Randomize
