i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
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I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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