Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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