I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
...so i touched it.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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